1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read
so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!.
5. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
6. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
7. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
herself.
8. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair
9. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
10. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
11. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
Mexican Dictionary
FUNNY
