[SIZE="5"]Doctor…….Doctor I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire
Drink this glass of water
Will it make me better?
No, but I’ll be able toto see if your neck leaks.
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Doctor ……Doctor I feel like a pencil
So,can we get to the point
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Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him at weekends[/SIZE].
thanx alot
funny jokes indeed
in my opinion the last two jokes can
be used as proverbs
i liked them
all the best