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]Women are Complex Creatures
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way
If you visit another man, you’re not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it’s natural, we are girls"
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
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thankx
As a matter of fact, that is true I admit as a woman
but it seems that u have many troubles with women!
have not u listened the saying
cherchez la femme
i donot hate women but this is the true
do u want 2 lie
ok
life without wife is like kitchen without knife
thankx Balsam
lie me
I said :_ I admit
& u accused me of being lying
thankx my brother
yes we are thats why men like women